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Facebook Confirms ‘Missing Decimal Point’ Bug In Acquisitions Software
Calling it a ‘huge embarrassment’, Facebook’s public relations office today admitted that the software used by its mergers and acquisitions team might have had a serious bug all along. The bug has...
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3D Sensors, Big Data Analytics Conclude That Shoppers Buy Cheapest Item On...
In a mind-blowing revelation, one of the biggest retailers in the country today stunned the retail world with a key finding from its research wing – based on a six month in-store study that was...
View ArticleBreaking: Money Moving Around In Silicon Valley Not United States Dollars
Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with FakeValley. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the...
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‘Y’ App Goes Viral – Secures 50 Million In Funding
“Y is the stupidest app I have tried. Ever” tweeted Robert Scoble, 72 hours after he said the same thing about Yo. “It is just so addictive, I just don’t know Y” he added in a follow-up tweet. “Asking...
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Indie Developer Buys A Burger King Whopper With His Monthly Earnings
John Appmaker, an Indie iOS developer, shocked his wife and family today, when he revealed that he has splurged his complete monthly earnings from his app development activities, on a Whopper Jr from...
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Breakthrough: Mathematicians Estimate Amazon’s ‘Long Term’
A group of elite mathematicians have finally solved a problem that has puzzled millions of investors for about two decades now. “It took us about four years to get here, but man does it feel good”...
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Marc Andreessen Changes His Name To Nineties Andreessen
“I talk about it all the time, I think about it all the time, I miss it all the time. Why don’t people just call me that all the time?” Nineties Andreessen told a puzzled group of reporters who had...
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Software Engineer Vows To Complete Holidays.js Over The Holidays
John Codemaker, a Software Engineer with Tomorrow.ai and an avid open source contributor, today vowed to complete his Holidays.js toolkit over the holidays. “Jan 1 2015 – you will see it live on...
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Tech Enthusiast Reminisces The Day He Saw Bitcoin At 10 Cents
“I mean, I was sitting in the same chair – but now my cash is still in the same Bank of America Account, unchanged!” John Regretman told FakeValley. “I was doing my hourly routine of checking out HN,...
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Non-Jason Spotted On Stage With Chamath
FakeValley is in possession of a rare piece of video that actually shows someone other than Jason Calacanis interviewing VC Chamath Palihapitiya on stage. “Well, I just consider myself lucky to have...
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